ELLIOTT
DOOLITTLE

" ̷G̷u̷y̷ ̷F̷i̷e̷r̷i̷  Elliott Doolittle, my friends, is a true American icon. He's a wild man with a style as flamboyant as his hair, and a taste for  ̷e̷x̷c̷e̷s̷s̷  humor that knows no bounds. Whether he's riding shotgun in his ̷C̷a̷m̷a̷r̷o̷  Subaru, or whipping up a  ̷d̷i̷s̷h̷ ̷o̷f̷ ̷D̷o̷n̷k̷e̷y̷ ̷S̷a̷u̷c̷e̷  fresh premise, he's a force to be reckoned with. He's a man who truly embodies the spirit of this crazy country, a man who's not afraid to take risks and push the limits. He's a man who's always in search of the next big  t̷h̷r̷i̷l̷l̷  joke, always looking to turn up the heat and bring the  f̷l̷a̷v̷o̷r̷  laughs. He's a man who's living the American Dream and doing it his way. And that, my friends, is something to be admired."
-- ChatGPT

"Stand-up? But, you're not funny..."
-- Elliott's Mom

"Book him."
-- Alex Murphy (aka Robocop), Robocop, 1987